Giotty Nassau® — “Paradise Has Gone Wrong” Shirt

The Hawaiian shirt for the end of civilization.

Meet the Giotty Nassau®, a tropical shirt handmade at Pacific Oasis in Ballenita Beach, Ecuador. At first glance, it’s just another beautiful island shirt: palms, blue water, hibiscus flowers and a surfer enjoying the waves.

Look closer.

There are three monkeys who have clearly seen enough. One refuses to look. One refuses to listen. One refuses to speak.

Out in the water, a woman in a bikini is casually surfing while surrounded by sharks. Behind her, something has apparently exploded on an absolutely unnecessary scale.

And somehow, everyone is having a wonderful afternoon.

Made for people who believe that paradise should be beautiful, slightly ridiculous, and preferably worn with confidence.

Details

• Giotty Nassau® Sport Shirt

• Handmade at Pacific Oasis, Ballenita Beach, Ecuador

• $55

• Tropical printed cotton

• Open camp collar

• Chest pocket

• Brown banana-style buttons

• Relaxed classic fit

• Available in S, M, L, XL

Giotty Nassau® — When paradise goes completely off the rails, at least dress appropriately.